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elena-alien:

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wendy-darling-forever:

avatarkatnisspotter:

acciobowtie:

thatoneweirdfilmmajor:

theplaidlad:

thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis:

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What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…

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i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god

i filled up both sides

what just happened

this makes me uncomfortable, 

then do =x+2+ for the next part

for “or blow me a kiss, and that’s lucky too” it’s =+1=+1

What is this sorcery?!?!

too cool not to reblog

(Source: moonlightmargot)

henrybearthebear:

ligaments:

does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying

And then get annoyed that they’re saying like 3 of the 20 words.

(Source: jonathan)

theholyfoot:

If you want to help secure the rights of women all over the world go here.
If you want to help people from north korea go here.
If you want to help stop child labor go here
If you want to help people escape from their current situation go here
If you want to help refugees reunite with their families go here

If you want to permanently help the people who are still living in inhumane conditions all over the globe, that grow up experiencing war, violence and discrimination, be political! Go vote, write articles, educate every single person you meet, never shut your mouth, make people aware of the fact that we are still far away from global equality, freedom and peace.  

Please do not remove this caption, if you repost, link back to this post.

clara-hamish-winchester:

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paragonikathryn:

This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud.

I’M GONNA EXPLODE

LOOK HOW GENTLE THE LITTLE KID IS AND LOOK HOW STILL THE DOG STAYS FOR THE HUG

its so cute i’m gonna die

(Source: jimmyfungus)

sachie-sama:

sourcils

effington:

I was taking a pano of the sky and he ran around me

(Source: reirygazaki)

buzzfeed:

Ok, hear me out: breakfast salads are actually pretty great.

#food

hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

#woa